Who Moved My Soap?

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If you're a CEO who's just been caught, this is the book you won't want to be caught without. Who Moved My Soap? The CEO's Guide to Surviving in Prison is loaded with helpful tips, including:

• How to go from "bitch" to "boss" in one week or less

• The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Prisoners

• Complete prison-slang/corporate-speak glossary

• Prison cell feng shui

• How to avoid getting back-stabbed -- literally

• The Zagat guide to fine prison dining

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